Sir, what are you doing?
I… I’m just getting a pen.
This supply cabinet is for employees of this group only. Are you part of this group?
I… I’m sorry. I thought this cabinet was for everyone within the company?
Well, it’s not. The nerve of some people. Put that down please.
I walked away feeling like a criminal and embarrassed. Two hours later I was laughing to myself and thinking, “Wow. What a miserable person that lady was.”